Here I write about myself a little, what I'm doing and what I'm into.
I have another tumblr called Artvark for my art, photography and handmade jewellery as well as anything artistic I find inspiring.
Anything that amuses me, stupid reblog conversations or just things I wish to keep record of to find later I post to Carrot Cake's Collected Internet. Its a mess of random greatness.
Group Tumblrs I contribute to:
Eat Sleep Cupcake. - All my baking efforts get posted hereAll Creatures - Pets and Animal news and photos
Freezing Vagina - A randomly updated place for pictures of ladies out in the cold.
Tumblr Friends
♦ Rack Attack ♦ Mr Squiggle
♦ nhac ♦ Devo
♦ RTF ♦ Houmam
♦ Spoonerist ♦ Nickelbot ♦
The Dainty Squid's set of knuckles
LOVE THIS
With a better font, maybe
Double-decker with CUNT on lower knuckle
For someone who will probably never get knuckle tattoos, I spend an inordinate amount of time considering what I would get. The limit of letters really forces creativity. I only believe in using 8 letter words or 4 and 4. Squeezing more in or leaving spaces is CHEATING. This is a collection of ones I’ve found around the net and love.
A new photo book by Daniele Tamagni explores the phenomenon of sapeurs, a clique of extraordinarily dressed dandies from the Congo. In the midst of war and abject poverty, these men dress in tailored suits, silk ties, and immaculate footwear. (via Gentlemen Of Bacongo: The Dandies Of Sub-Saharan Africa
)
While singing to the tune of "Blake's Got A New Face"
| Hayley: | Devo needs a new face |
| Devo: | Hayley needs a new butt |
| Hayley: | Devo needs a new wang |
| Devo: | Devo needs a new girlfriend |
Lightning Bolt - Birdy
Toniiiiiiiiiiiight
Hi Fi Bar had major problem with the power and air con dying last night. Hopefully its all fixed for TONIGHT TONIGHT
Domestic
| Stephen Fry: | What is a good way to create the impression you have cleaned the house when you haven't? |
| Joe Brand: | Just lock the door and kill everyone |
nhac:
I love seeing this. It means we’re all together.
awwww, you lame-o
<3
Recipie for a great Saturday night.
Get yourself invited to a masquerade themed murder party
Spend a couple of evenings working on your mask and costume. (Thats my finished mask pictured above)
On the Saturday, don’t have your morning tea or in fact any water. Instead, have several cups of coke.
During the day, sweat profusely from the extreme heat. Drink more cups of coke.
During the early evening, realise you have an hour to get ready. Throw on several layers of synthetic clothing and top it off with your magnificent gold corset. Now here is the important bits. literally, run from end to end of the house getting ready and then into the bathroom to fix up the hair.
Wake up on the hard stone floor.
Realise you fainted and you know have a lump on the back of your head.
Feel queasy.
Have a friend scare you with talk of concussion.
You now can’t drive anywhere. You have let down the organiser of the murder party.
Stay in and watch some QI
You are an idiot.
