My name is Heather, and sometimes 'Carrot Cake' but you may call me 'M'Lady'

Here I write about myself a little, what I'm doing and what I'm into.

I have another tumblr called Artvark for my art, photography and handmade jewellery as well as anything artistic I find inspiring.

Anything that amuses me, stupid reblog conversations or just things I wish to keep record of to find later I post to Carrot Cake's Collected Internet. Its a mess of random greatness.


Group Tumblrs I contribute to:

Eat Sleep Cupcake. - All my baking efforts get posted here
All Creatures - Pets and Animal news and photos
Freezing Vagina - A randomly updated place for pictures of ladies out in the cold.
Hells Yeah Facial Hair - Manly faces and things relating to them

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10th February 2010

Audio with 50 plays reblogged from Illuminations and Other Stuff with 6 notes

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ianbrooks:

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

I really have no idea what the name of this song is, but it’s very dark and brooding, a somber, creepy mood set by these guys, especially with the eery violins. this is the hidden track on the “Songs in the Key of X” album. I actually didnt even know about it for years after getting the album because it’s not like most “hidden tracks” on albums whereas the last track is just 20 minutes long because the song is followed by 16 minutes of silence. so you just had to either wait or fast forward to hear whatever passed for a hidden track at the end. that always annoys me when bands do that, mostly because I’m doing other things whilst rocking out to music and it tends to take me awhile before I realize I’ve been listening to silence for the past 12 minutes and am not entirely sure why.

but THIS track is sneaky. this is the ninja of hidden tracks. In the lyrics sheet, before the first song listed, it simply reads: “Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds would like to remind you that 0 is also a number”. That was the only hint I had for years and could never decypher until acccidentally stumbling upon one day. As it turns out, this song is hidden in the negative time of the first track. Songs dont play in negative time, in case you havent noticed. It’s a measurement of time that doesnt really exist, you see. So what you have to do is wait until the first track starts, then rewind it and you’ll see the timer go past the 00:00 mark until you get to about -11:00 or however long it is. Then you simply press play and listen to this song as the time counts back up to 0 and the “first” track begins playing. a pretty cool trick that seemed apt on an X-Files series soundtrack.

9th February 2010

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A couple of years ago all my friends took this dating personality test on OK Cupid  and the results were creepily acurate. Despite it’s location. I havent done it in a while so gave it another shot
The first time I got The Playstation, looks like things have changed.
The Window Shopper
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.
You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You’re a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it’s likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You’ve had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there’ll be much more to come.
Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you’re especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.
Your ideal match is someone who’ll love you back with equal fire, and someone you’ve grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you’re drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.
CONSIDER:
The Gentleman (DGLM)The Loverboy (RGLM)
ALWAYS AVOID:
The Hornivore (RBSM)
Go do the test yourself here

A couple of years ago all my friends took this dating personality test on OK Cupid  and the results were creepily acurate. Despite it’s location. I havent done it in a while so gave it another shot

The first time I got The Playstation, looks like things have changed.

The Window Shopper

Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)

Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.

You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You’re a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it’s likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You’ve had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there’ll be much more to come.

Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you’re especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.

Your ideal match is someone who’ll love you back with equal fire, and someone you’ve grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you’re drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.

CONSIDER:

The Gentleman (DGLM)
The Loverboy (RGLM)

ALWAYS AVOID:

The Hornivore (RBSM)

Go do the test yourself here

Tagged: stupid quizzes

9th February 2010

Video reblogged from secret meeting with 10 notes

rackattack:

houmam:

This is up there as one of the best ads ever.

The Man Your Man Could Smell Like (via oldspice)

A. MA. ZING.

The tickets are now diamonds!

9th February 2010

Quote reblogged from Gleeful Discontent with 185 notes

If you’re ever lucky enough to find someone who blacks out as much as you do, you have to hold on to them. You have to say, ‘hey, I know you won’t remember this tomorrow, but I love you.’
— John Darnielle of The Mountain Goats. (via synecdoche) (via fuckyeahthemountaingoats)

Tagged: john darniellemy hero

9th February 2010

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Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers - Won’t Back Down (live in 1991)

9th February 2010

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The Travelling Wilburys - Handle With Care
I get excited for Tom’s bits, you know it

Tagged: travelling wilburystom pettyroy orbisongeorge harrisonJeff lynnebob dylanhandle me with care

9th February 2010

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Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers - Don’t Come Around Here No More
This was always my favourite TP film clip. We had a VHS of clips mum taped off rage and this was the one I would watch over and over and over again. I think it helped kick off my lifelong love of everything Alice in Wonderland related. If you were to take a single filmclip to sum up a person, I think this might be mine?

Tagged: tom pettyalice in wonderlandalice

9th February 2010

Video reblogged from meepmeep with 58 notes

meepmeepmeep:

suicideblonde:

Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers - Mary Jane’s Last Dance (1993)

i used to love this video when i was a kid. i couldn’t understand why my 1st grade teacher scolded me for singing it in class.

Always loved Tom Petty, still do. Im declaring today Tom Petty day.

Tagged: tom petty

9th February 2010

Chat reblogged from Looking for it in Alderaan places.. with 17 notes

Truth

  • Him: I couldn't date someone who smokes. I just couldn't. It's gross.
  • Supertruestory: I couldn't date someone who doesn't love Star Wars. I mean, he has to LOVE it.
  • Him: That's ridiculous.
  • Supertruestory: No. It isn't.
  • Him: Smoking and Star Wars aren't even in the same category.
  • Supertruestory: You're right. People can quit smoking, they do it all the time. There's shit to help you quit. But Star Wars.. there's nothing to help you quit Star Wars because if you love it then you would never quit.
  • Him: ....
  • Supertruestory: Smoking is for pussies. Star Wars is for men.

8th February 2010

Video

with nhac

with nhac

with Devo

with Devo

with Mr Squiggle

with Mr Squiggle

Miss Danique

Miss Danique

My Saturday night appears to have mostly consisted of pulling faces around the most awesome boys in town. Photos by Danique (flickr here)

Tagged: orient hotelabout me

8th February 2010

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Pets on modern furniture - Like combining Mr Squiggle and Nickelbot in a blender.

Pets on modern furniture - Like combining Mr Squiggle and Nickelbot in a blender.

Tagged: petsfurnitureanimals

8th February 2010

Photo reblogged from NICKELBOT with 6 notes

nickelbot:

Inspired by Carrot Cake.

nickelbot:

Inspired by Carrot Cake.

8th February 2010

Link

Why Taylor Swift Offends Little Monsters, Feminists, and Weirdos →

Songs like “Fifteen” dig up the ancient Puritan ideal that girls can only access power by confidently and heterosexually denying access to their pants. But there’s power in owning desire too, and even more power in owning that responsibly (especially when you’re young). At her age, my friends and I were having safe sex, listening to Ani DiFranco & Destiny’s Child and um *cough* Britney Spears and so far it seems none of us lost “all we had.”

- This is a really excellent article

Tagged: taylorswift

8th February 2010

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Psychonauts is now just two measly bucks on steam - You have NO EXCUSE for not having played this game.

Psychonauts is now just two measly bucks on steam - You have NO EXCUSE for not having played this game.

Tagged: gamingpsychonautstim schafer I love you

8th February 2010

Video

Party Of One - Babydoll
I loved this track, no one ever remembers it when I make a reference. I could never remember who it was by and I spent over an hour using the snippets of lyrics I knew to find it. I’m really disappointed there doesn’t seem to be a film clip in existence. Now enjoy…

Tagged: babydollparty of one