My name is Heather, and sometimes 'Carrot Cake' but you may call me 'M'Lady'

Here I write about myself a little, what I'm doing and what I'm into.

I have another tumblr called Artvark for my art, photography and handmade jewellery as well as anything artistic I find inspiring.

Anything that amuses me, stupid reblog conversations or just things I wish to keep record of to find later I post to Carrot Cake's Collected Internet. Its a mess of random greatness.

Group Tumblrs I contribute to:

Eat Sleep Cupcake. - All my baking efforts get posted here
All Creatures - Pets and Animal news and photos
Freezing Vagina - A randomly updated place for pictures of ladies out in the cold.

My Flickr My LastFM My Twitter

Tumblr Friends

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RTF Houmam Spoonerist Nickelbot

The Dainty Squid's set of knuckles

The Dainty Squid's set of knuckles

LOVE THIS

LOVE THIS

With a better font, maybe

With a better font, maybe

Double-decker with CUNT on lower knuckle

Double-decker with CUNT on lower knuckle

For someone who will probably never get knuckle tattoos, I spend an inordinate amount of time considering what I would get. The limit of letters really forces creativity. I only believe in using 8 letter words or 4 and 4. Squeezing more in or leaving spaces is CHEATING. This is a collection of ones I’ve found around the net and love.

6 hours ago
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A new photo book by Daniele Tamagni explores the phenomenon of sapeurs, a clique of extraordinarily dressed dandies from the Congo. In the midst of war and abject poverty, these men dress in tailored suits, silk ties, and immaculate footwear. (via Gentlemen Of Bacongo: The Dandies Of Sub-Saharan Africa
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A new photo book by Daniele Tamagni explores the phenomenon of sapeurs, a clique of extraordinarily dressed dandies from the Congo. In the midst of war and abject poverty, these men dress in tailored suits, silk ties, and immaculate footwear. (via Gentlemen Of Bacongo: The Dandies Of Sub-Saharan Africa

)

13 hours ago
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While singing to the tune of "Blake's Got A New Face"

Hayley:Devo needs a new face
Devo:Hayley needs a new butt
Hayley:Devo needs a new wang
Devo:Devo needs a new girlfriend
1 day ago
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Lightning Bolt - Birdy

Toniiiiiiiiiiiight

Hi Fi Bar had major problem with the power and air con dying last night. Hopefully its all fixed for TONIGHT TONIGHT

1 day ago
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Domestic

Stephen Fry:What is a good way to create the impression you have cleaned the house when you haven't?
Joe Brand:Just lock the door and kill everyone
2 days ago
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Sometimes, I’m pretty proud of my little brother.

Sometimes, I’m pretty proud of my little brother.

6 hours ago
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Homeopathic A & E - That Mitchell and Webb Look

14 hours ago
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nhac:

I love seeing this. It means we’re all together.

awwww, you lame-o<3

nhac:

I love seeing this. It means we’re all together.

awwww, you lame-o
<3

1 day ago
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Recipie for a great Saturday night.
Get yourself invited to a masquerade themed murder party
Spend a couple of evenings working on your mask and costume. (Thats my finished mask pictured above)
On the Saturday, don&#8217;t have your morning tea or in fact any water. Instead, have several cups of coke.
During the day, sweat profusely from the extreme heat. Drink more cups of coke.
During the early evening, realise you have an hour to get ready. Throw on several layers of synthetic clothing and top it off with your magnificent gold corset. Now here is the important bits. literally, run from end to end of the house getting ready and then into the bathroom to fix up the hair.
Wake up on the hard stone floor.
Realise you fainted and you know have a lump on the back of your head.
Feel queasy.
Have a friend scare you with talk of concussion.
You now can&#8217;t drive anywhere. You have let down the organiser of the murder party.
Stay in and watch some QI
You are an idiot.

Recipie for a great Saturday night.

Get yourself invited to a masquerade themed murder party

Spend a couple of evenings working on your mask and costume. (Thats my finished mask pictured above)

On the Saturday, don’t have your morning tea or in fact any water. Instead, have several cups of coke.

During the day, sweat profusely from the extreme heat. Drink more cups of coke.

During the early evening, realise you have an hour to get ready. Throw on several layers of synthetic clothing and top it off with your magnificent gold corset. Now here is the important bits. literally, run from end to end of the house getting ready and then into the bathroom to fix up the hair.

Wake up on the hard stone floor.

Realise you fainted and you know have a lump on the back of your head.

Feel queasy.

Have a friend scare you with talk of concussion.

You now can’t drive anywhere. You have let down the organiser of the murder party.

Stay in and watch some QI

You are an idiot.

1 day ago
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Deinonychos was my favourite, of the ones I had. Hells yeaaahhhh

Deinonychos was my favourite, of the ones I had. Hells yeaaahhhh

3 days ago
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