January 2012
out of context quotes
ccake: I KNOW
I started just using the toilet constantly to get it dirty
HParv: there's medication for that
ccake: HAHHAHA
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Bear Cave: laineyyyyy: ebullientefflorescence:... →
oldtobegin:
aerialcircus:
laineyyyyy:
ebullientefflorescence:
ticktockdeathclock:
r0bertbrowniejr:
Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool.
She explained to him in the store that they were…
This is so Quinn! I’ve gone out of my way since he was born to give him all the space...
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ccake: just got an email from BEST PENIS
G-dawg: That's me!
ccake: then I'd better read it!
G-dawg: It is very important news
ccake: hmmm I see, but my penis is quite an adequate size thanks.
G-dawg: that's what you think
G-dawg: Think of all the extra satisfaction you could be doling out
ccake: this is true. sign me up
G-dawg: ok penis-enhancing technology coming your way
ccake: ENHANCE
G-dawg: ENLARGE
G-dawg: ZOOM
ccake: INVERT.. wait NOOOOO!
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wearedevo:
Now recruiting guests for my ship hop album which is hip hop covers of sea shanties
plz send me your tapes
*clears throat*
OHHH, BLOW THE MAN DOWN BULLIES, BLOW THE MAN DOWN WAYYY AYYYYEE BLOW THE MAN DOWN OH BLOW THE MAN DOWN BULLIES, BLOW HIM AWAY WAYY AYYYYEE GIVE ME SOME TIME TO BLOW THE MAN DOWN
How was that? Am I in?
You have reached your destination.: Sydney’s Worst... →
rumoko:
Sydney’s Worst Hotel?
adultography:
“I was told that often homeless people pool their monies together and share rooms and there is nothing they can do about it. Seriously- don’t stay here. I wish I had that night of my life back. —
- The halls were dilapidated and there was a syringe…
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“ON Wednesday, America’s detention camp at Guantánamo Bay will have been open for...”
– My Guantánamo Nightmare - NYTimes.com important reading
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Pete: ooh. it's nice and big
Carrotcake: LIKE MY BUTT
Pete: Everything good is like your butt.
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“The phenomenon of women who have sex for its own sake seems to baffle many...”
– Puritan Pundits Should Chill Out — Here Are 5 Reasons I’m Happy I’ve Had Lots of Casual Sex | Sex & Relationships | AlterNet Yes.
December 2011
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Investigation begins into police pepper-spraying... →
After a Utah high school football team lost a game in October, about a dozen fans of Polynesian descent bent their knees, folded their arms and started a grunt-like chant. They were performing a traditional Maori war dance that New Zealand rugby fans…To two police officers, however, the opening of the haka dance looked like the start of a riot. They used batons and pepper spray to break up...
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