February 2012
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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LOST: SELF-RESPECT (REBLOG FOR SIGNAL BOOST)
gublerwood: I don’t know, you guys. I’m really at a loss here. I can’t find my self-respect. It seems I have misplaced it. Here’s a photo of me with my self-respect fully intact:  See? Look at how happy I look? I’m fully clothed and you can just see the self-respect radiating off of me.  But somewhere in between that picture being taken and this picture being taken….  My self-respect...
Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
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Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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“Get out of bed, tie your shoes, get out the door”
Jan 29th
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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“Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen,...”
– Dorian Solot, I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide. (via feministhistorian) I love that book, and I lost my copy when I moved! I knew this sounded familiar. (via kateordie)
Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Mum is doing a cryptic crossword Me: I got an email from BEST PENIS the other day Mum: *laughs* Pause Mum: *reads out next clue* a gifted expert Me: a sexpert! Mum: alright alright, get off the penis
Jan 28th
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out of context quotes
ccake: I KNOW
I started just using the toilet constantly to get it dirty
HParv: there's medication for that
ccake: HAHHAHA
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Bear Cave: laineyyyyy: ebullientefflorescence:... →
oldtobegin: aerialcircus: laineyyyyy: ebullientefflorescence: ticktockdeathclock: r0bertbrowniejr: Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool. She explained to him in the store that they were… This is so Quinn! I’ve gone out of my way since he was born to give him all the space...
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 23rd
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ccake: just got an email from BEST PENIS
G-dawg: That's me!
ccake: then I'd better read it!
G-dawg: It is very important news
ccake: hmmm I see, but my penis is quite an adequate size thanks.
G-dawg: that's what you think
G-dawg: Think of all the extra satisfaction you could be doling out
ccake: this is true. sign me up
G-dawg: ok penis-enhancing technology coming your way
ccake: ENHANCE
G-dawg: ENLARGE
G-dawg: ZOOM
ccake: INVERT.. wait NOOOOO!
Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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wearedevo: Now recruiting guests for my ship hop album which is hip hop covers of sea shanties plz send me your tapes *clears throat*  OHHH, BLOW THE MAN DOWN BULLIES, BLOW THE MAN DOWN WAYYY AYYYYEE BLOW THE MAN DOWN OH BLOW THE MAN DOWN BULLIES, BLOW HIM AWAY WAYY AYYYYEE GIVE ME SOME TIME TO BLOW THE MAN DOWN How was that? Am I in?
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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You have reached your destination.: Sydney’s Worst... →
rumoko: Sydney’s Worst Hotel? adultography: “I was told that often homeless people pool their monies together and share rooms and there is nothing they can do about it. Seriously- don’t stay here. I wish I had that night of my life back. — - The halls were dilapidated and there was a syringe…
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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