Lets find this guy and give him things
Whalley: oh hey
want to hear a story this guy toby i know put on facebook?
CCake: yeah
Whalley: "So anyway I was riding on the old Ipswich Train Line sitting quietly with my headphones in, taking up a four seater and generally minding my own business. The carriage was quite sparsely populated being early afternoon, but amongst the passengers was a black man. Certainly not unusual (I was on the south side) but the following events were rather very odd. A white woman, about 30, got on at a later stop and sat behind the black guy. Pretty much instantly she started ripping into him asking him whether he could fornicate with himself, suggesting that he should 'go back to the jungle' and all in all doing a very good impression of Derek Vinyard. Well the poor guy's just sitting there staring straight ahead and copping it and I was quite literally about to get up and say something, when the ticket inspector jaunted into the carriage and began checking tickets. Well the woman stops shouting, thank god, while she produces her ticket and suddenly the black guy turns to face her, takes her ticket, eats it and then carries on staring ahead. Well as you can imagine the woman loses her shit completely and then when the inspector comes to her she trys explaining that her ticket had been eaten by 'that nigger'. Needless to say she was kicked off for being a mental, rascist without a valid ticket."
Ccake: omg whalley
OH MY GOD
that is the greatest thing
Whalley: i want to find this guy
and just give him the biggest hug
and high five
and then drink a beer with him and get him to tell the story in his own words
Aug 23rd