January 2010
Man Tries to Karate Chop A Moving Train →
grelg:
Ah Brisbane…
DEAD - DEEEEEAAAADDDDD
Baron Von Bark: Just finished Season 2 of The Wire
Baron Von Bark: it's so good
i am totally engrossed in the characters
i have
Ccake: say goodbye cos THEY ALL DIE
I mean...nothing
Baron Von Bark: D:
heather
why would you say that
Ccake: EVERYONE DIES
Baron Von Bark: friendship over.
Ccake: OMAR KILLING SPREEEEE
Baron Von Bark: ok blocking you
**Baron Von Bark is offline**
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'Oral sex' definition prompts dictionary ban in US... →
Merriam Webster’s 10th edition, which has been used for the past few years in fourth and fifth grade classrooms (for children aged nine to 10) in Menifee Union school district, has been pulled from shelves over fears that the “sexually graphic” entry is “just not age appropriate”
There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The...
– (via grindlebone) (via thecount)
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-24) →
Future of the Left (27)
Animal Collective (13)
Bibio (13)
Amanda Palmer (12)
Scissor Sisters (9)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Damn, y’all some Semper Fi motherfuckers, aint cha?
– Cheese (Method Man) - The Wire
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I was thinking of a glittery cupcake. I was so...
Carrot Cake: PRINCESS CRISPY SPARKLE CAKES
That would be your "my little pony" name
nhac: Amaze
Carrot Cake: What would your little butt tattoo be?
THIS IS IMPORTANT
nhac: A bratz face
Carrot Cake: meta
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Female Ejaculation Films To Be Banned In Australia →
bonerparty:
syntheticpubes:
Tax dollars at work.
WHAT THE FUCK? “NOT A REAL EVENT”? clearly you haven’t spent twenty minutes under the sheets with a blogger that used to be a fat kid and thusly spent his formative years figuring out how to do this VERY THING. it IS REAL.
Austrailia, help me help you. seriously. i’ll come over with a bottle of wine, a one hitter, and season three of 30 Rock,...
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Wu Tang Vs The Beatles →
Thanks Nickelbot!
we can make a fortune
nhac: heather
i want to start a new web site
i might need some help
Carrot: what kind?
nhac: this concept is amazing
are you ready?
"girls in bikinis drinking tea"
Carrot: ok
nhac: ive just been searching
there is nothing
we can make a fortune
Carrot: I just came everywhere
I am overwhelmingly elegant
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- Why did the pervert cross the road?
- Cos he couldn’t get his knob out...
– Rik Mayall
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-17) →
Blitzen Trapper (40)
The Futureheads (24)
Holy Fuck (18)
The Get Up Kids (14)
James Dewees; The Get Up Kids (10)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Lets find very specific words to describe myself
Bisexual - Attracted to both males and females
Cisgender - someone who is comfortable in the gender they were assigned at birth (female)
Agnostic Athiest - Agnostic atheists are atheistic because they do not have belief in the existence of any deity, and agnostic because they do not claim to know that a deity does not exist.
Democratic Socialist - Democratic socialism is difficult to define,...