My name is Heather, and sometimes 'Carrot Cake' but you may call me 'M'Lady'
Here I write about myself a little, what I'm doing and what I'm into.
♦ Rack Attack
♦ Mr Squiggle
♦ nhac
♦ Devo
♦ RTF
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Houmam
♦ Spoonerist
♦ Nickelbot
♦ Noisy B
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Southgate
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AJMccluskey
♦ The Amazing Andy
♦ Logic Buster
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
You know, fuck you with your Zooeys and Natalies and Lana Del Bitchface. Wank your puds all you want to them broads. I will sit here and watch mediocre British telenovelas in the hopes of one day getting a bladder infection from Tom Hardy. I hope it makes you feel like shit. I hope Tom Hardy makes you feel flubby and small. I hope you get body dysmorphia.