My name is Heather, and sometimes 'Carrot Cake' but you may call me 'M'Lady'

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Mum is doing a cryptic crossword

Me: I got an email from BEST PENIS the other day
Mum: *laughs*
Pause
Mum: *reads out next clue* a gifted expert
Me: a sexpert!
Mum: alright alright, get off the penis

  1. vimandvigour said: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID! Oh wait… Nm
  2. ccake posted this

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