My name is Heather, and sometimes 'Carrot Cake' but you may call me 'M'Lady'

Here I write about myself a little, what I'm doing and what I'm into.

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Eat Sleep Cupcake. - All my baking efforts get posted here
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Freezing Vagina - A randomly updated place for pictures of ladies out in the cold.
Hells Yeah Facial Hair - Manly faces and things relating to them

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24th August 2009

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Lets find this guy and give him things

  • Whalley: oh hey
  • want to hear a story this guy toby i know put on facebook?
  • CCake: yeah
  • Whalley: "So anyway I was riding on the old Ipswich Train Line sitting quietly with my headphones in, taking up a four seater and generally minding my own business. The carriage was quite sparsely populated being early afternoon, but amongst the passengers was a black man. Certainly not unusual (I was on the south side) but the following events were rather very odd. A white woman, about 30, got on at a later stop and sat behind the black guy. Pretty much instantly she started ripping into him asking him whether he could fornicate with himself, suggesting that he should 'go back to the jungle' and all in all doing a very good impression of Derek Vinyard. Well the poor guy's just sitting there staring straight ahead and copping it and I was quite literally about to get up and say something, when the ticket inspector jaunted into the carriage and began checking tickets. Well the woman stops shouting, thank god, while she produces her ticket and suddenly the black guy turns to face her, takes her ticket, eats it and then carries on staring ahead. Well as you can imagine the woman loses her shit completely and then when the inspector comes to her she trys explaining that her ticket had been eaten by 'that nigger'. Needless to say she was kicked off for being a mental, rascist without a valid ticket."
  • Ccake: omg whalley
  • OH MY GOD
  • that is the greatest thing
  • Whalley: i want to find this guy
  • and just give him the biggest hug
  • and high five
  • and then drink a beer with him and get him to tell the story in his own words
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